Did you know that this knowledge, which you've been carrying around with you in "code form" from birth, only needs to be plugged into a special calendar to reveal it's secrets to you in pure form?
Did you know that, for over 1,750 years people used the secret code inside this calendar for deciphering who they were and where their special talents lay - but that this secret code was lost when the Roman calendar was imposed on the "New World"...which is the same one we all use today?
...For years, people used this ancient calendar for everything from determining the best time to plant corn to knowing who they should marry - but then the Spanish came over the ocean in their ships, burning and pillaging, and that's when the old stone calendar got buried in the earth and the new, Roman calendar was made "the law."
Believe it or not, this is the very same calendar you now have hanging in your kitchen, which we've all been using for the past 2,058 years. This Roman calendar is known as the Julian Calendar (because they named it after Julius Ceasar! No kidding. It's the truth).